the bible says adam and eve not uggs and shorts
Doctor Who. Sherlock. Supernatural. Florence & the Machine. Mumford and Sons.
math problem: if i have 6 oatmeal raisin cookies how pissed off am i that they’re not chocolate chip
The limit does not exist
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
hahahahahahahahahahaha its tiny fucking legs hahahahahahahahahahaaaaa
please dont make disney characters have tattoos and piercings and blackhair and stretchers
The moon, in the palm of your hand. LED tea-light reveals the familiar glow of the moon.
cool replica of the moon and it’s surface
I’ve never seen Dean look so done
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this
Look at this purebread puppy
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
Watch the actual video.
Holy shit, I have never seen so much backpedaling in my life.
I would just like to point out the fact that she is saying these words to a man who is gay and you can see the pain and disgust on his face
The year is 2345.
Saint Anderson is remembered for being awesome.
“I know it’s a difficult topic” ….. because you’re a fucking idiot.
Anderson fucking Cooper everyone
Anderson Cooper is a fucking bamf
That video was literally the best 4 and a half minutes of my life.
Anderson Cooper is my spirit animal